You’ve finally mustered the courage to get that cute barista from Starbucks’ number even though she absolutely butchered the spelling of your name and still calls you Phistofer even though your name is Christopher.
The hard part is where should you take her? A nice, expensive dinner? Nah, she might not be worth it. After all, she calls you Phistofer and you may find her more boring than the set of cutlery you’re using to eat. Mini putt? Nah, that’s for dudes who think they’re being original and creative but really are trying way too hard and aren’t being creative at all. The pool? Yes. A million times yes. Why, you ask?
Well, many reasons. Two in particular:
You get to see her in a bikini. Now, that’s a win in and of itself.
The most important reason: you get to see her with little to no makeup. Trust me, makeup is the devil and tricks you into thinking you’re seeing one thing when really, what lies beneath is heartbreaking. See for yourselves!
1. From potential serial killer to dazzling sweetheart.